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edwardspoonhands:

tumblingdoe:

A screenshot of the LIFETIME earnings of our two most viewed videos. 830,000+ views for < $80. #subbableplease 

Because Sexplanations talks about sex, advertisers considers the show non-ideal inventory that they don’t want to associate with, so Sexplanations makes about ten times less per view than the average YouTube channel. YouTube does not make Sexplanations possible…you do.

edwardspoonhands:

tumblingdoe:

A screenshot of the LIFETIME earnings of our two most viewed videos. 830,000+ views for < $80.

Because Sexplanations talks about sex, advertisers considers the show non-ideal inventory that they don’t want to associate with, so Sexplanations makes about ten times less per view than the average YouTube channel. YouTube does not make Sexplanations possible…you do.

razycrandomcunt:

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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youngblackandvegan:

modestmojo:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is funny but at the same time it hurts so bad

sometimes you gotta laugh to stop from laughing

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icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

fanfic of icebergshanti fucking 12. 

They spent a dozen nights together. Half a days worth of hanky panky went on. And in the morning they had enough eggs to fill a carton. Alas their love was not meant to be, because at most, icebergshanti only had ten fingers.

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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

cariadllwydfychan:

hello yes i would like to buy ten

ohhhhh

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abjectd:

redtemplo:

micdotcom:

India replaces the Ice Bucket Challenge with the much more sustainable Rice Bucket Challenge 

After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”

It’s fairly simpleFollow micdotcom

Go off x1000000

yes

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yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can:

rainamermaid:

memewhore:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

SOURCE

HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

OH MY FUCK

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